That's intense
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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