So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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