i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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