I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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