on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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