What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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