I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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