i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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