She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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