my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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