Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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