so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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