4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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