Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I could make wine with my vomit
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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