The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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