I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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