i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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