Having a random hookup so left but love u
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Less talking, more tequila
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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