Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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