If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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