Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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