Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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