she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I think my moral compass just broke
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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