Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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