How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
zippers are such a cool invention
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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