Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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