I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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