you guys were way drunker than both of me
its not stalking. its research.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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