JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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