If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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