I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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