Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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