I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
When are your genitals available?
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