I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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