So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone shit on the floor
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
How's work?
Spinning.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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