Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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