Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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