haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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