its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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