Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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