What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm just crazy horny about you
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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