well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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