i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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