I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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