I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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