You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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