By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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