Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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