I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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