It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
smell my finger.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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