YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
did you just send me my own nude
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
im on a boat
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