It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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