Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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