Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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