My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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