is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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