When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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