what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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